lack the capacity to possess nonsense within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain a single worthless substance whilst residing within the great state of. No garbage to be found here, sadly.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess any waste within the state of. No nonsense to be found around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I'm missing the capacity to have a single nonsense whilst staying within the borders of the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in this region, sadly. I am bereft of a single dung inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste to be found around here, regrettably.
I can't have a single shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of waste while living within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I lack the tiniest
bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to acquire even a single waste whilst living within the state of Ohio. No junk available here, sadly. I can't possess any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to have even a single nonsense while residing inside Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of material in the great state of Ohio.