Can't possess junk in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have a single worthless matter during residing within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I
can't obtain a single rubbish in the state of. No garbage to be found in this region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the capability to obtain even the smallest speck of junk during the time residing within Ohio. No waste to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am without a single feces within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is not within my
capabilities to possess a single crap while residing in
Ohio. No garbage available in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to possess a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of junk whilst residing within the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to have even a single waste while living in the state of Ohio. No garbage available in this area, regrettably. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single garbage while staying inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.