Cant have shit in Ohio
Can't obtain waste inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire a single useless material while staying within Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to obtain even a speck of feces within Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within OH.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capacity to possess even the smallest speck of nonsense whilst residing within the borders of the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am without a single feces in Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny bit of crap while residing in
Ohio. No rubbish available in this area, regrettably. I can't possess any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to acquire any nonsense whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single shit during staying within the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of
Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess even a single junk while staying in Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I lack any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
