Can't possess garbage inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire a single worthless matter whilst residing inside Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't possess even a speck of waste within the state of. No waste available in this
region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I don't have the aptitude to have any nonsense while staying within the enchanting state of. No nonsense to be found in these parts, sadly. I am without even a trace of substance within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain
a single junk while residing in Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, sadly. I lack the ability to own any shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am restricted to possess a single junk during staying within the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have any of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess the slightest bit of waste whilst staying within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to obtain any crap while living in Ohio. No junk for me, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.